R2-D2 Nut-cracker. Ever wished R2 would crack your nuts? Well, that's kind of weird. But now it's also a reality.

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Darth Vader and Son postcards. If only their lives could have turned out this way.

Storm Trooper earrings. No, these aren't the lobes you're looking for.

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Silicone Mold set. Now you can make ice and other edibles in the shape of your favorite Star Wars objects

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Vader's Castle Beer Stein. I find your lack of beer…disturbing

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Star Wars Storyboards: The Prequel Trilogy. Now you can see the prequels in a form that might not make you irate.

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Episode Guide. Mourning the loss of the show? Remember it forever with this book. Or get the box set.

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Angry Birds Star Wars Telepods. Star Wars + birds + video games = holiday gift.

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Anakin to Darth Vader color change lightsaber. Remember when these things were only one color and fueled by childlike imagination? Now they're better

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STAR WARS SAGA LEGENDS BOBA FETT FIGURE. Hasbro has a lot of new action figures, but you gotta get the Fett since he broke out of the Sarlac pit to help you have a good holiday.