Get Free Massages From 20-Foot Burmese Pythons!

Visitors at the Cebu City Zoo can get a free massage from four 20-foot Burmese Pythons.


Thanks to Caters News , we now have a video of the massage from the constricting snake ensemble. According to the Philippines zoo, each snake is fed at least 10 chickens prior to the free treatment. So they will 100% definitely behave the way humans are forcing them to. Just leave the poor snakes to do snake stuff in peace!

[Cebu City Zoo via Laughing Squid]


Benny Gesserit

I mis-read the title as "Get Free MESSAGES from 20-Foot-Burmese Pythons" and turned off my phone.