Chris Evans is using his brain to rain pain down on the fascist forces that control the train named Snowpiercer, but what does he have to gain? Will he attain freedom for his fellow passengers, or will the soldiers contain the revolution, making Evans' hopes in vain?

I'll refrain from complaining, because I maintain the film, when it opens later this year, will definitely entertain, if only because it's so insane.

My apologies if this has all been a bit inane.

/runs away as quickly as possible