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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive the Millennium Falcon Drunk

Even if those friends are half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herders. Maybe especially then.


This mash-up, from the talented and tasteful OneMinuteGalactica, reveals Han Solo’s secret, shameful life as one of the galaxy’s biggest lushes for an absolutely chilling (and very ’70s) drunk driving PSA. Sure, you may think it’s just a gag, but this makes far too much sense. Would a sober smuggler have managed to lose his beloved Corellian YT-1300 light freighter? I think not.

Rob Bricken was the Editor of io9 from 2016-18, the creator of the poorly named but fan-favorite news site Topless Robot, and now writes nerd stuff for many places, because it's all he's good at.

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Maybe this is why the Imperial fighter pilots were so bad at trying to destroy the Falcon.

They always TIE one on.