French Star Wars — Make The Nightmares Stop!

Some French people seriously misunderstood what Star Wars was supposed to be about, and the result may cause severe nausea and internal bleeding. Four C-3POs dance rather salaciously with four Darth Vaders in space... and then the awful wirework begins.

All other desecrations of the original Star Wars trilogy, including Turkish Star Wars and the various Italian and Japanese Star Wars rip-offs, are forgiven, now that the French have lowered the bar. Even Donny And Marie's Star Wars episode. Yes, even the Phantom Menace, completely forgiven. Because the French proved that Star Wars was meaningless and subject to endless reinvention and pattern degradation. [Videosift via…]


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