Imagine your standard 1980s sex comedy, with the dorky guys who want to get laid and the out-of-reach girls who eventually bed (some of) them. And then throw in over-the-top, awesome Grace Jones — she of the crazy androgynous pop performances and memorable Conan the Destroyer moment. Oh and then? Make her a vampire stripper who is out to get those dorky guys. Which is how this scene from cheesetastic 80s flick Vamp came to happen. This amazing, weird scene that transcends its sex comedy roots to become something practically indescribable and mind-warping. [Vamp via IMDB]