Are you ready to get hooked on a feeling, in a whole new way? Because Lee Roy Myers, the man who gave us The Humper Games, Doctor Whore, The Knobbit, and Game of Bones, is making a Guardians of the Galaxy porno. And we've got the exclusive first (mostly work-safe) look. Come and get your love!
Gnardians of the Galaxy will be released on April 3, on WoodRocket.com, for free. And later that month, an extended version will be released on DVD. And here's the cast, via WoodRocket: "The movie stars Aaron Wilcoxxx as Star Load, Daisy Ducati as Gamwhora, April O'Neil as Rocket Raccooch, Shane Diesel as Crax, AJ as Groin, Tabitha Stevens as Kokrath, and Vuko as Bonin."
And yes, that is porn star April O'Neil dressed as Rocket Raccoon. Because your day could always get more surreal.
A less work-safe version of the poster will be up tomorrow morning at WoodRocket.com — but here's the whole (mostly) safe for work version: