What’s a bloodsucker to do when he’s trying to impress a waitress, but he doesn’t eat dinner like a mortal man would? As demonstrated by the lovelorn Count von Közsnöm (Tobias Moretti) in horror comedy Therapy for a Vampire, he orders a thick steak “bloody, no side dishes,” and makes the best of the situation.
Want to know if the dapper creature of the night’s unusual ways of pitching woo are successful? (Further complicating matters: he also has a vain, jealous wife to contend with... and the waitress has a boyfriend, too.) Therapy for a Vampire is now playing in select theaters with more to come; check out the official website for theater details. Here’s the trailer, too: