Fairy Commits Suicide Rather Than Play With Little Girl

Sorry, little Emily. Maybe if you had just believed a little bit harder, your brand new fairy toy wouldn't have felt compelled to throw herself directly into a fire. Now Tinkerbell will have to make the necessary funeral arrangements. Well, all except the cremation...

Look, I know the fact that I've posted a clip from America's Funniest Video here, and it will be an eternal blight on my soul. But I simply could not pass up the opportunity to write that headline. I hope you can understand.


[Via Huffpo]

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