Sorry, little Emily. Maybe if you had just believed a little bit harder, your brand new fairy toy wouldn't have felt compelled to throw herself directly into a fire. Now Tinkerbell will have to make the necessary funeral arrangements. Well, all except the cremation...
Look, I know the fact that I've posted a clip from America's Funniest Video here, and it will be an eternal blight on my soul. But I simply could not pass up the opportunity to write that headline. I hope you can understand.