Everything About The Sharknado 2 Poster Is So Wrong It's Right

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The Greek philosopher Plato argued that reality was inherently flawed, and that only ideas themselves could be said to be perfect — each being a sort of incorporeal ideal from which all physical manifestations tried to replicate to various degrees of imperfection. Why do I mention this?

Because I'm pretty sure this Sharknado 2 poster is the Platonic ideal of awesomely bad movie posters. Well done, Sharknado 2. You've broken the entirety of Western philosophy with your ridiculous movie.

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Really? We're falling for this one again? From what I recall, the first one was a wet fart of a thing that didn't even manage to transfer the collective ironic adoration into actual success. Let's not enable them again, eh?