And yes, that's a tall order. But over at Fantasy Literature, they've decided to put their heads together and create a single story that contains every urban fantasy cliche ever. Can you help them?
Top image: Cover of MLN Hanover's Vicious Grace, as lampooned by Jim C. Hines here.
Here's how their story begins:
My soul-beacon tattoo woke me at two in the morning. I got up and slipped into my skintight, gleaming black leather pants, the matching boots with the four-inch stiletto heels, my bustier and a black hoodie. All set for a night of fighting, climbing and running.
Someone in the city was in trouble. I hoped it wasn't a family member again.
Can you add to this masterpiece? If so, head over to Fantasy Literature and add your two cents.