Even Krang Cannot Save Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 from Itself

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Hey, look it’s Krang! He looks pretty good. The rest of this movie looks like it in no way improves on the first one, though. Love the gratuitous “sexy” Megan Fox shot in the middle. Oh, did I say love? I meant it makes me vomit every time they use it. Which has been every time.

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Honestly... What do you people even expect?

Do you even remember how awful the 80s show was? It’s dumb. It’s cheesy. It’s silly. Is this film perfect? Nah. But it’s pretty damn accurate to what Ninja Turtles is. A bunch of mutant ninja turtles, trained by a sewer rat, fighting robots and aliens and other mutants who are led by an ancient ninja master. Like this was NEVER going to be Shakespeare. Even the original 80s films were pretty awful.