Dr. Seuss's Evil Dead is the children's book that needs to happen

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DeviantArtist DrFaustusAU has done many a Dr. Seuss-style covers for such non-Seussical works as H.P. Lovecraft, Silent Hll and more (as we've shown you). But, while awesome, none of them approach the glory of this cover for Dr. Seuss' The Evil Dead Are in my Shed! Now all I want to do for the rest of the day is Seuss-ify Army of Darkness quotes.

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Illustration for article titled Dr. Seusss emEvil Dead/em is the childrens book that emneeds/em to happen
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"You primitive screw-heads should listen up quick!"

Ash yelled, " You see this? It's my goddamned boomstick!"

Please feel free to include yours in the comments.

[Via GeekTyrant]

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LongCorpse
LongCorpse

We spent the night in a haunted cabin.

A book was read and she started stabbin'.

My friends all died in a wicked strife.

They could not get that Witch's knife.

I lost my hand in a fight.

The loss of blood turned me white.

I mounted in it's place a gas powered saw.

It cut right through that Witch's maw.