Doll Company Gives Avatar Na'vi Babies Dicks

Credit: Babyclon / Instagram
Credit: Babyclon / Instagram

This wasn’t a thing we needed in this world, and yet here we are.

Babyclon, a doll company specializing in realistic silicone baby dolls, has turned its attention to the upcoming tetralogy of James Cameron’s Avatar sequels. They’ve released the first look at a new line of Avatar Na’vi baby dolls, and yes, for some reason the males ones are complete with little baby dicks. The females have their equivalent.

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There are so many questions that arise from this. Mostly, why? Why make realistic Na’vi baby genitalia? What purpose does this serve other than to gross out most of the population, except for that slim percentage you wouldn’t want around naked Na’vi babies? It’s not only weird and gross, it’s also not canon.

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As it turns out, Na’vi males don’t actually have outside genitalia the way that humans do. According to the way-too-detailed Avatar Initium Wiki, male Na’vi have their genitalia inside their bodies, protected by a thin layer of fat. It only comes out, literally pushing through the folds of fat, once a Na’vi becomes aroused. So, is Babyclon basically saying all of these Na’vi babies have hard-ons? Someone put an end to all of this.

Oh my God.

[Nerdist]

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DISCUSSION

The fact that so many of you adults find baby genitalia weird and gross is THE reason to have these dolls. Kids should not grow up thinking any part of their body is weird and gross. They should be able to ask questions and understand biology. (I didn’t research Na’vi male genitalia but i do believe they are not real). Grow up people.