Bootleg toys can be all sorts of amazing, but this solar-powered jiggle novelty really deserves a Bootleg Toy of The Year Award (In The Field of Perversion of Source Material). I've heard dark rumors that they hold that ceremony annually in the back room of the nation's most successful Dollar Tree retail store.

Anyway, the folks at Asia Obscura found this not-Magic-Kingdom-appropriate trinket for sale in China. I can't decide if this doodad or Video Brinquedo's Little Princess School is a more offensive misuse of the Disney Princess brand.