Because we did not. Had we known, we might have been prepared for the high-octane adorableness you, yourself, are about to experience.
Who are we kidding? There is exactly nothing that can prepare you for the noises in this video. I mean come on – DID YOU HEAR THE ONE IN THE BASKET?
This montage was created by author Lucy Cook to celebrate the UK publication of her book, The Power of Sloth, and features orphaned baby sloths filmed at the AIUNAU and Aviarios sloth sanctuaries in Colombia and Costa Rica.
Related and terrible: How to prepare and eat a sloth.
H/T Carin Bondar