Did Aliens Cause The U.S. Financial Meltdown?

Click to viewIf you were watching the Colbert Report the other day, you would have seen the best and most sensible explanation so far for our whole financial donnybrook: alien financial advisors are leading us off a cliff on purpose. Stephen Colbert finally got through to his financial advisor Gorlock, whom he'd been name-dropping for a few days, and all was revealed. The alien scheme is sheer elegance in its simplicity - although luckily, I'm okay, because my financial advisor is Bibble.

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