Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island

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At 11:30 AM yesterday, Darth Vader robbed a Chase bank in Setauket, NY. Brandishing a pistol and camouflage pants, Vader tussled with an incredulous customer and left with an unknown amount of cash. Hey, Death Stars don't grow on trees.

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[New York Post via our fair sister site Gawker]

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