Look, can any of us honestly say this isn't how we'd rather spend our time? I could be working or I could be drawing pooping superheroes. Pooping superheroes win!
Martin Bruckner's collected and illustrated a number of gems from his daughter, the now-three Harper Grace, on Spaghetti Toes: Things Said By and To a 2 Year Old and you can have him illustrate any of your own excellent bit of kid logic through the family's etsy.
Here are a few more that really spoke to deep, inner truths: