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Cthulhu: Great Old One, unspeakable horror, deodorant pitchman

Sleeping in R'lyeh under the sea for millennia is no excuse for smelling like mackerel and elements that don't exist in our star system. Allow the ever-debonair Cthulhu to shill you some shower goop that will leave you smelling Shoggoth-fresh.


[Dung Beetle Comics via Laughing Squid]

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Pacing feels a bit slower than the real Old Spice commercials, and I feel that's hurting the humor. Would probably help if he went somewhere or did something epic...