In a lesson on focus — which Cookie pretty clearly lacks — Sesame Street takes on the climax of The Avengers as only they can. They also make a pretty good case for the Hulk being the most powerful of the Avengers, as Cookie destroys both Cap’s Shield and the Mighty Corn’s hammer.

There are so many puns in this video, it’s hard to pick a favorite. Black Bean Widow’s pretty good. So is Onion Man. And so is the the homage to the classic Spaceballs “We’ve been jammed” joke. But I actually think the thing I’m going to be saying all night is “Whaaa happened to my aaaasparguuuus?”

However, I cannot endorse all the burns on Hawkeye. Not cool, Sesame Street. Not cool.

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