We've shown you the face of Cobra Commander from the kids' toy line of the new live action G.I. Joe movie. But the previous plastic cherub face could not prepare us for the real thing.


The folks over at Topless Robot pointed us in the direction of this monstrosity. This, my friends, is the face of the live action Cobra Commander:

I know: he looks like a silver scuba instructor. Poor Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who is playing this foe to the Joe crew) is going to have to work with chest tubes and what looks like some sort of green popsicle gun. My problem with it is it's too complicated, too silly. Even that fake ripped chest plate is disappointing. Here is the full toy:


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