Beware the real-life, 98-foot Fail Whale who terrorizes the skies

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Behold the awesome power of the Fail Whale, alive and free in the sky! Believe it or not, this giant beast is actually a giant 98-foot kite!

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Concocted by Peterlynn Kites this giant whale baby was commissioned to be as lifelike as possible.

Do you also want to become "that weird guy with the giant whale kite"? No problem, as these beauties are selling for $6,000 a pop.

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Illustration for article titled Beware the real-life, 98-foot Fail Whale who terrorizes the skies
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[via Geekologie]

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ThatAsherPowell
@AsherPowell

I want to see a giant great white shark kite now.

"OH MY GOD. Sharks are flying now, we're screwed."