Behold the majesty of the Amazing Spider-Beard

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Behold the Spider-Man-themed beard of Chad Roberts, who understandably won the recent 2nd Annual Garden State Beard And 'Stache Competition, held by the Garden State Beard and Mustache Society. I can only assume the judges deemed the beard amazing, spectacular and probably even superior.

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Unfortunately, the beard is rumored to have recently traded his entire relationship with Roberts to the devil in order to keep from going gray.

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franknstein
FrankN.Stein

Spiderbeard, Spiderbeard, does whatever a Spiderbeard does

Grows more hair, any size.

Catches food crumbs just like flies.

Look out.

Here comes the Spiderbeard.