Apocalypse Cakes Taste Like The End Of The World

Looking for the right bundt for The Rapture? The perfect pie for global pandemics? You just might find your recipe at Apocalypse Cakes, quite possibly the internet's only doomsday-themed pastry blog.

The final word for end time epicures, Apocalypse Cakes seeks to tickle your tastebuds as humanity goes extinct. Its founder(s) have a simple philosophy - sweets before ruin:

A variety of cataclysmic punishments from God continue to rain down upon us. Obviously, this is the time to eat several entire cakes. Use this blog to help you celebrate your time on this earth, for when you look up from your cake-smeared cakehole, the sky will fade ablack, the lakes will blaze aflame and the locusts will buzz aswarming. Eat now, little heathens; there are no cakes in the apocalypse.


You can find several more cakes - such as the Jonestown Kool-Aid Cake - at the main site and their recipe cards at Etsy. What deadly delicacies will the site cook up next? Frankly, I'd love to see a Younger Dryas Event Eclair.

[via Apocalypse Cakes]

The Bird Flu Feather Cake.

The Raining Blood Red Velvet Cake. Slayer!


The Fallen Angel Food Cake.


Leviticus' "I Told You So" Aporkalypse Pie, made with H1N1.


The Sodom and Gomorrah Fruitcake.

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