Anna Nicole's Upskirt Destroys The World

Here's the most impressive scene from last year's Illegal Aliens, in which a large-breasted supervillain played by wrestler Chyna has just given a mind-control suppository (no, really) to Anna Nicole Smith, to convince her to help destroy the world. Give the mental age this scifi comedy appears to be pitched at, the main point of this sequence is probably the way the evil alien's breasts jostle when she shouts "target the MOON!" plus the upskirt of Smith (also an alien) as she climbs into the doomsday machine and transforms into a colliding synchrotron. But the VFX of the Moon being drawn down to collide with Earth is also super lovely, and the only moment in this T&A fest that has a smidgen of dignity. (You'll be happy to know it ends with a 10-minute catfight.)

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charliejane
Charlie Jane Anders

@darcymcgee: I didn't actually tag the post "upskirt." Do you think I should've? Anyway... I think I showed amazing restraint using this clip of cool moon-earth CGI instead of one of the 10,000 incredibly dumb T&A moments in the film. I honestly picked this bit because it was the coolest looking and most scifi!