U2-scored Spider-Man musical Turn Off The Dark is reportedly courting Alan Cumming as the Green Goblin. Cummings wants $15,000 and two virgins per week. That's okay; director Julie Taymor's "unfamiliar with the word 'budget.'"
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So by ridiculous you mean EFFING AMAZING, right?
I am going to see this, and I will enjoy it. I am not being sarcastic.