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And now, a dick in a box from the 1800s

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Decades before Saturday Night Live immortalized genitalia ensconced in storage containers using the power of song, rascals of the Victorian era had long perfected this art. In 2008, Christie's auctioned off "a spring-loaded erotic carved wood novelty box, perhaps 19th century, 8 in. (20 cm.) long" for $1,214. Is this a bargain? That answer depends on your for propensity for knicker-twisting japes that would knock the starch out a Whig. (If anyone can dredge up a historical memoir detailing the life of a nineteenth-century dildo artisan, we will forever be in your debt.)


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Yankton, née Spacemonkey Mafia

Here as excerpt I found from a Victorian English Dildo-smith:

Monday: Carving dicks

Tuesday: Sanding dicks

Wednesday: Varnishing dicks

Thursday: Varnishing dicks -2nd coat

Friday: Mounting dicks in spring-loaded box

Saturday: Blackout drunk

Sunday: Blackout drunk

And it just goes on like that for about three hundred pages.