An Egyptian reptile alien lives on the back of Barack Obama's skull

Did you know that some genus of extraterrestrial reptilian lives on the back of the POTUS' skull. It's true! Like the spawn of some fantastical Stargate/Harry Potter/Super Mario Brothers: The Movie slash fiction, Barack Obama's cranium has become the host to a reptile invader from Dimension Haircut. We wouldn't have this problem if phrenology was taken seriously, you fools!


[Via MeFi]

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We all know who put them there.

Khan: 'Preznit?' 'Preznit!' 'Preznit'... Never told you how 'Preznit' Obama sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sandheap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us?

Chekov: You lie! In Dumbfuckistan there was life! A fair chance...

Khan: [shouts] THIS IS DUMBFUCKISTAN! New Orleans flooded six months after we were left here. The shock ruined the economy of this red state and everything was laid waste. 'Preznit' Obama never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my reading of Atlas Shrugged that allowed us to survive. In US America, two hundred years ago, I was a master with power over millions...