Sweet Jesus. Amazon, which has clearly gone mad with their new ability to create their own content, has announced they'll be making a brand-new version of Sid and Marty Krofft's bizarre '70s children show Sigmund and the Sea Monsters... with the Kroffts themselves. Why? No man can say.

Sigmund was one of the Krofft's more popular live-action/puppet hybrid TV shows, but we can't even imagine what this new version might look like. Will Sigmund be a dude in a costume? Will he be CG? Will today's children be able to watch this show and still get to sleep at night without being wracked with nightmares of Sigmund's terrifying family rising from the ocean's depths like the Elder ones H.P. Lovecraft warned us about?