I'd like to see your crappy birch table take on this glass and metal crouching alien. Can you imagine the sheer jealousy that will cross your friends' faces when you rock out your living room with these amazing end tables? Just don't come home drunk and forget that you own them, because that could end poorly. More images below.Each table runs about $1,000 each, but can you really put a price on your own metal alien?
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I remember seeing these a couple of years ago in a dealer room.
There's also a larger table with the alien crouched on all fours like he's about to spring up, knock off that glass, and eat your carotid vein.