Admiral Ackbar the "It's a Trap!" Bass and other Think Geek products we wish were real

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Each April first, Think Geek taunts us with their fake April Fool's Day products. While nothing will ever top the Tauntaun sleeping bag, this year's imaginary product list includes a big-mouthed Mon Calamari, an inflatable captain's chair, and the chance to smell like Daenerys Targaryen.

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I'm convinced that the April Fool's Day products have been less a gag and more a market test to see which products the public will demand. So what will it be this year? I know more than a few people who would like Minecrat marshmallows in their Easter baskets, but that inflatable Enterprise chair would look great in my living room.

Edit: ThinkGeek emailed to let me know that the captain's chair is real. Excellent.

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Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass: Plays the cantina song and shouts "It's a Trap!" Sure to delight one person in the household and drive everyone else bonkers.

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Star Trek Inflatable Captain's Chair: Maximum weight 120 lbs, so this one's only for the petite captains in your life.

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Free Shrugs T-shirt: Because if you're giving it away, you might as well advertise it.

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Minecraft Marshmallow Creeps: For people who prefer pixels to bunny ears.

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Skyrim Electronic Dragon Shout Hoodie: Perfect for when you spot those pesky dragons overhead.

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Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie: Lights and sounds let you pretend you're casting 10 different spells.

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Game of Thrones Fire and Blood Perfume: Smell like Daenerys Targaryen with this dragon egg-shaped atomizer. Alternatively, you could bottle horse sweat.

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