Illustration for article titled Actually, THIS Is the Most Batshit Insane Apocalypse Story

There are a lot of contenders for utterly crazy, nonsensical stories about the end of the world. But I'll bet there's one that you find the most mesmerizingly inexplicable. Which one is it?


My pick, of course, is the movie Roller Blade, which isn't even about rollerblades — it's about rollerskating nuns who carry switchblades. After a terrifying apocalypse, a melted hand puppet fights skating nuns for control of the wastelands. It all makes perfect sense if you keep in mind that "thou must skate or die."


What's your pick? Tell us about the most batshit insane apocalypse movie you've ever seen, and why it was so blisteringly bizarre. Clips, pics and links are always appreciated!

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