ABC Is Developing a TV Sequel to Romeo and Juliet. No, ABC. NO.

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No. I don’t care that it’s based on a 2013 book called Still Star-Crossed. (Sidenote, though: Ugh, really?). I don’t care that it’s coming from Shonda Rhimes and Shondaland. I don’t care about anything other than that this? SHALL NOT STAND.

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According to Variety, “The love story follows the conflict between the Capulets and the Montagues in the wake of Romeo and Juliet’s deaths.” And now I will present my own unwanted sequel. It’s to the infamous fanfiction “30 Hs.” Here is “1300 Nos”:

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Who’s left? I thought most everyone dies in the play. Tybalt, Mercutio, Paris, Romeo, Juliet, and Mrs. Montague.

and this is always worth posting.