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A tortoise romances a shoe. David Attenborough narrates. You're welcome.

There are no words to describe the sight of an oversexed tortoise attempting to make vigorous, insistent, and surprisingly vocal love to a Crocs clog. Unless you're David Attenborough, who manages the task with impressive ease. [Spotted on Laughing Squid]

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Corpore Metal

David's expression when the host hands him the card is utterly priceless!

It's like "You know, I was narrating documentaries on tribal peoples in New Guinea before you were a gleam in your parents eyes. I'm only here because my agent told me to go out and talk up sales of my book. So okay, you silly man, I'll parody myself. Then tonight, I'll drink many, many gin and tonics in my hotel room."