Police have released this photo depicting a man who held up a Wendy's in Rib Mountain, Wisconsin last week. After brandishing a gun and tying up two employees, the Ninja Turtle bandit and an accomplice made off with money from the restaurant's coffers.
This perpetrator in a half shell is described as 5'10" and stocky. It's unclear if witnesses have indicated whether the robber was "cool but rude" or "a party dude."
CORRECTION: In an earlier version of this post, we incorrectly noted that the Turtle Bandit had robbed a McDonald's. This error was due to the town's savory name — Rib Mountain — which had clouded your correspondent's faculties.