A New Dungeons & Dragons Monster Rears Its Terrifying Head: Health Care Bureaucracy

Is your warrior wounded? Is your druid damaged? Does your barbarian have a boo-boo? Then you’ll need to see a nearby cleric to healed—but be prepared to do some paperwork.


This amazing medical form comes from a brilliant, unknown gamer, who apparently passed it to vanellopecruz when she requested a bit of healing, who in turn uploaded it to Imgur for the world to bask in its insidious brilliance.

Sure, it may seem annoying, but rest assured this cleric likely will learn how to cut through the medical bureaucracy the first time someone plays a functionally illiterate barbarian who asks him to be healed.

[Geek and Sundry]

Top art by Ralph Horsley.

Contact the author at rob@io9.com.


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