Trust the crew at W00tstock to come out and say what everybody else is thinking — Paul and Storm performed a new song last night at W00tstock Founder's Night in San Francisco, addressed to George R.R. Martin. And even though the lyrics acknowledge that the creator of Westeros is nobody's bitch, they still advise him to "Write faster." My favorite line: the bit about the six-page descriptions of every meal in his books.

We were lucky enough to be in the audience for W00tstock last night, including some first-class storytelling by Adam Savage and Wil Wheaton, and Savage's cover of the Long Winters' "The Commander Thinks Aloud." But this song was probably the highlight.