Goblins should be roaming free in the dark forests, battling humans and searching for treasure, not cooped up in some dreary office job dealing with a douchie coworker named Brad. Nekrogoblikon's video for their song "No One Survives" pays tribute to anyone who's ever been a cubicle-dwelling goblin — or anyone who's felt like one.

And no, your eyes are not deceiving you; that is The League's Jon Lajoie and porn actress Kayden Kross backing up our goblin protagonist. This story has a clear moral: don't piss off goblins with powerful typing skills.


[via reddit]

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