Finally, a board game that we would want to play, courtesy of cool comic book creator Brandon Graham, whose critically-acclaimed King City is the tale of boy and his super-cat trying to steal things in a futuristic underground city. Now Graham's made a geeked-out version of Monopoly where "Community Chest" and "Chance" have been replaced by events like "Bitten by a Radioactive Spider" and "Portal to Space Monster's Mouth." Check out the board under the jump.


Everything's almost fun and games until you hit Square 3:

Psy-Kicker's Evil Pet Dolphin tries to take over your mind. Roll 3 or higher to break his brain.


Someone, somewhere, license and mass-produce this game now, please.

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