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Are you ready for more Yeti?

As winter melts into to spring, you can celebrate the last snowfall with this crazy trailer for upcoming Syfy flick Snow Beast - the touching tale of a young woman and a Yeti.

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Here's the synopsis:

People disappear every year out in the snow - but this year, something is adding to the bodycount.

Jim (John Schneider) and his research team study the Canadian Lynx every winter. This year, Jim has to take his rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Emmy (Danielle Chuchran), with him. But the lynx are missing. As Jim and his team try to find why, something stalks them - a predator no prey can escape.

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It's science vs. pseudo-science in the Great White North! I see no downside.

via Undead Backbrain

Thanks, Avery Battles!

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DISCUSSION

OK so here's my problem with bigfoot and yeti movies: no genitals. I mean, this thing is running around the woods, eating people and livestock, drinking blood—it needs to eliminate those waste products! Reproducing too: it needs genitals. Male, female—it doesn't matter.

Every time I see a sasquatch's androgynous crotch I roll my eyes. It's a suspension of disbelief problem. Think of it: even the shittiest SyFy schlockfest would be entered into the pantheon of instant classics if it made the leap to show, unflinchingly, some skunk-ape wang or vag. You could center a whole screenplay around it: if the 'quatch was a dude the characters could all shout, "Holy shit! That's the biggest johnson I've ever heard tell of!" And then the yeti would eat them. It could happen over and over just like that and never get old.

Maybe I'm over-thinking it. But I doubt it.