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Sonogram reveals that woman is giving birth to the supervillain Venom

Illustration for article titled Sonogram reveals that woman is giving birth to the supervillain Venom

When Redditor OzLebowski saw his wife's sonogram, he realized that something was horribly amiss — namely, that she was giving birth to Venom the alien symbiote from The Amazing Spider-Man comic book.

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Venom's weaknesses include extreme heat and sonic blasts, so this sonogram probably did a good deal to annoy the baby extraterrestrial — this guarantees a feisty birth, complete with a requisite guest appearance by Wolverine (and maybe the Power Pack).

Once it's time for the baby to be born, the symbiote will attempt to bond with a host who enjoys eating brains. The expecting parents should therefore keep all known cannibals out of the maternity ward.

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emeraldnite
emeraldnite

Ya know, for all his boasts about eating brains, I can't recall Venom ever eating ANYTHING of ANYBODY...evidence to the contrary, anyone?