Because it's staring right back at you. While I can appreciate the haircut-bearer's commitment to horror, attempting to become a real-life cyclops (see previously) is a great way to spend the rest of your life as a hermit.
[BigLilKim's Tumblr via Neatorama]
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Okay, fine, but she's got no one to blame but herself when she gets stabbed in the back of the head and her sheep got stolen. She brought that entirely upon herself.