We can't promise that this crocheted face mask by Etsy seller Rose Pope will make you any easier to understand than Bane was in The Dark Knight Rises, but it certainly looks a good deal more comfortable to wear. Pope is selling these masks for ÂŁ60, but due to high demand, there's a waiting list for this cold-weather item, so plan your defeat of Batman accordingly.

Crocheted Bane Mask [StitchFinder General via Neatorama]