From the fine production team at Anton Pictures comes Empire of the Apes, the tale of a "Female SpacePrison" which "found the entropy" and "dared to crash." Not only that, but this flick takes place "in a world where space rule." Plus there are women in teeny outfits with guns, men in silver bucket hats, spaceships made of 1960s Doctor Who, and a lot of general low-budget wonderfulness unseen since days of yore. Even the seasoned Z-grade movie maven Avery Battles could only say "WTF?!" about this movie. I am filled with glee.