In what is certainly one of the most mind-boggling-but-sort-of-logical marketing campaigns we've ever seen, The Hobbit has teamed up with Denny's to bring you Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies, Bilbo's Berry Smoothie, Gandalf's Gobble Melt, "The Ring" Burger, and Frodo's Pot Roast.

Yes, Denny's is serving a heart-attack-inducing rendition of Tolkien's Second Breakfast. And we're not sure what the "Lonely Mountain Treasure" is, but we're pretty sure it goes well with a hit of pipeweed. Take an exclusive look at the menu right now!

Bilbo's Berry Smoothie


Hobbit Slam

Dwarves Turkey and Dressing Dinner


Gandalf's Gobble Melt

Hobbit Harvest Pie


Hobbit Hole Breakfast

Lone Lands Campfire Cookie Milk Shake


Lonely Mountain Treasure

Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies


Shire Sausage Skillet

The Ring Burger

The Hobbit inspired meals will hit Denny's on November 6th.