Between 1930-1960, there was an unspoken law that whenever people dressed up as Disney characters, their costumes had to be downright ghastly.

And indeed, these Mickey Mouse outfits from 1931 are the kind of pervert suits that you find in spanking clubs located in condemned rendering plants. (Not that we'd know anything about those, of course.) Are these stitched together from Goofy's skin? Unclear. In any case, everybody sing along now! ♪ M-I-C ♬ K-E-YOURRAAGGHH

RELATED: Ye olde Wizard of Oz outfits weren't much better, when Mickey Mouse tried to kill himself.

[eBay (1, 2) via R/WTF and Dark in the Dark]