Meet Zeus, the Guinness World Record holder for "World's Tallest Dog." Which he won by starring down the judges straight in the eye, while balancing a cat on his nose.

This Great Dane is 44 inches tall and weighs 155 pounds. His human pet is named Denise Doorlag from Michigan. Zeus can drink water right out of the drinking fountain. Cripes.

[Guinness Word Records [via Laughing Squid]