Kickpuncher Universal Soldier movie is coming out soon — and here's an excellent new trailer that ticks off all your boxes. Will Dolph Lundgren be screaming things like "YOUR MINDS ARE NOW YOUR OWN!"? Will Jean-Claude Van Damme be trashing lots of panes of glass while kicking and shooting big guns? Will there be a family man who you can squint and pretend is Jason Statham seeking revenge? Will there be some vaguely defined plot about supersoldiers trying to launch an uprising? Check, check, check, and check.
And the best news of all? The above trailer pretty much covers the entire movie in 90 seconds. Major time-saver.