When both of your parents happen to be comic book writers, a rad birthday party is no big surprise. And for their son's fifth birthday, comic scribes Kelly Sue DeConnick (Captain Marvel) and Matt Fraction (Casanova) built him and his friends a miniature metropolis to demolish.

According to Fraction, the five-year-olds flattened the city in two minutes flat. Those lucky kids — this is giving me flashbacks of how I dreamt of becoming the regional warlord of my neighborhood Safety Town so many years ago. [Photos via Christopher Sebela's, Brian Michael Bendis', and Matt Fraction's Twitter accounts]